Husband:-ne sasural me biwi se chalo sex karte hian
Biwi:- nahi ya mere baap kia gher hai
Husband:- tho kya mere baap ka gher red light area hai jo taiyaar ho jati ho....email me
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ek admi sexologist k pass gaya aur bola dr.sahab mere lode me taklif he, dr.bola chal loda dikha. wo bola aap dekhoe to has padoge. dr. bola are me to ese ros kai lode dekhata hu. chal dikha. wo bola nahi aap has padoge. dr.bola chal me hasa to teri fees maff.to usne loda dikhaya to loda ekdam agarbatti jesa tha. to dr. has pada. aur bola chal teri fees maaff ab to bata teri problem kya he to wo bola dr. sahab do char din se esa lag raha he k lode par sujan aa gayi he.
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1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho gaya uss k baap ne pocha k ye kis ka bacha hai? larki:papa dua salam sub se thi ab mein kis kis ka naam loon
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mirza ghalib se uski girl friend wada karke nahen aae jab uski girl friend dusre din aae to galib ne ye sher arz kia kja apni chut ko kahen aur le ja galib ko apne hath se qarar aagya
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akher 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahen aaega har koi khali hath jaega sub yahan reh jaega q k us din qayamat nahin . . zardari pakistan bech k nikal jayega
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aik shaks lift per ja raha tha pechy aik larki khari thi lift per jhatka laga of shaks ki albow (koni) larki ke brest me ghus gaee.
shaks bola jis tarha aap ka ye hissa naram hay umeed hay aap ka dil bhe naram hoga aur aap mujh ko maaf kar den gee
larki boli jis tarha aap ke kooni sakht hay umeed hay aap ka phultrun (lund) bhe itna he sakht hoga to pir milna
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Jeeto-I didnt know u smoked.When did you start?Preeto-That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray....
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.....
Santa- Hey,look out from the car window,n tell me if the indicators r working or not? Banta puts his head out n says Yes-No,Yes-No.......
Banta-Why is the Police nicknamed-The heart of the country?Santa-It beats,beats,beats....
Santa goes 2 a library n says,Can I have a burger n coke?Librarian -Im sorry,this is a library.Santa whispers -Can I have a burger n coke?
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1)sardar travelling in air deccan asked for milk,Air hostess remove her braa and gave her nipple in his mouth... Sardar "bhenchod acchha huwa pani nahi manga..."
2)Beta:Pitaji, Ye Bollywood or Hollywood kya hota h? Baap:-Beta,jahan ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo Bollywood or jahan HOLL se khelne de wo HOLLYWOD Hota hai
3)Man marries deaf &dumb girl.He writes "we must work out a code: If i want sex i'll stroke ur breast-u reply by pulling my tool ONCE for YES or 62 times for NO.d
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Railway Notis :
railway track par baith kar hagne walo sawdhan agar train aa gayi to gand kat jaygi abhi hath se gand dhote ho fir gand se hanth DHONA padega
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what is the choot
choot is the Mall
coverd with Ball
inside Laal
jo chode so Nihal
jo chudyae so Behal
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